Yesterday, I finally got to interview the woman I’d wanted to talk to for weeks: Lee Bane, psychic and spiritual advisor to Sanford (and beyond).
I do the Faith and Values feature stories, and I thought this story would be a chance to write something about a different kind of spirituality. Also, I admit I was curious about Lee Bane. I grew up in Sanford, and for as long as I can remember, there has been a black, hand-painted sign on Hawkins Ave advertising Lee Bane as an advisor and psychic. But I’d never actually seen anyone going in and out of the house behind the sign, and lately, the house had begun to show signs of abandonment. (It turns out that’s because it’s the house that belonged to Ms. Bane’s mother. The Lee Bane I talked to owns a business on North Horner Blvd.)
As I was driving to the interview, I was imagining a scene from a storybook: a dark, smoky room, the only light coming from candles; a woman with wild hair draped in scarves, her fingernails long and painted some garish color; a crystal ball and a fanned deck of tarot cards. And cats. Lots of cats, and cat hair everywhere. The kind of place that makes you want to wash your hands as soon as you leave it.
Boy, was I wrong. Lee Bane struck me more as warm and maternal than eccentric. The kind of woman people would open up to, easily spilling their secret worries and problems before they even knew what they were doing. Sitting behind a stylish dining table in her beautifully decorated, immaculate front room, she said she often helps her clients build up their self esteem, talking them through problems like a psychiatrist. She did not have a crystal ball. In fact, the only unusual thing about her appearance was her blue and white polka dotted glasses, and they really just looked cute.
Rather than a crystal ball, she said she uses palm reading to tell people about their own lives. When I asked her to talk about a typical palm-reading session, I wasn’t expecting her to take my hand and read my palm. (Always the left hand; it’s closest to the heart.) I didn’t even know I wanted her to read my palm until she was reading it. I am the worst kind of skeptic, and outside of cracking open a fortune cookie, have never had even a mild desire to have my own future told to me.
Still. There is something terribly appealing about the idea that another person could know you completely. It’s one of the wonderful things about being in a relationship with someone long enough that they truly understand you. I can definitely see why a person would go to a psychic: to feel an immediate connection with another person, with the added bonus that she can see your future. And possibly help you win the lottery.
The first thing she said when she looked at my palm was that my lines were faint. She showed me her own palm and said her lines were deep, and it was true; the lines in her palm were more distinct. She said my weak lines mean I find it hard to make decisions (true), and I have something in everything (could be true, but it’s open to interpretation). She said I haven’t made up my mind about where I want to go in life (Definitely sort of true. I actually make up my mind pretty regularly. But then I change it.). She said I have a lot of patience (definitely NOT true), and I was going to have one marriage, but I hadn’t met him yet (well, I’m not wearing a ring). But when I do find the right one, I’ll love him with my whole heart (hopefully true). She also sensed something about twins. (Will I give birth to twins? Will I date twins? Will a pair of twins sell me a used car?) Later, as Brooke, fabulous Herald photographer, and I were preparing to go, she told me my future husband’s name would start with a “J.” (Joe? Jeremy? John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt?)
And speaking of Brooke. After taking photographs, she mentioned to Lee Bane that another psychic had predicted she would meet her husband on a certain birthday which she recently celebrated. Ms. Bane then read Brooke’s palm, and sensed that she had been, and would be, hurt many times in love. She used the word “turmoil.” She sensed Brooke is fickle, but has a strong faith. She sensed that Brooke worries a lot. It was all I could do not to laugh as I waited for her to sense that a piano would fall out of the sky and hit Brooke on the head. All in all, I think my own reading was a bit more pleasant.
Wouldn’t it be nice if she really could see the future, the past, the inside and out of a person’s soul? What a strange and wonderful gift that would be.
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